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– From now until the end of the year several items from my online store are $5 off, including the Modest Medusa hardcover books, plush Medusa pillows, Chainsaw Unicorn plush hats and scarves and more! You can check it out here.
I’m also offering a special holiday deal over at the Combine store. Get the first 4 issues of my sci-fi anthology Combine (featuring my comic Ghost Kiss) for just $30. Thats a $10 savings on over 250 pages of comics!
So that’s what happened to the toothfacer. A lizard ate his insides.
Will: But she has huge boobs.
Yup, that’s mermaid magic too. Very effective against guys… provided that a mermaid hasn’t previously drowned them.
Jenny: And that isn’t supposed to be a problem, since “drowned” is supposed to mean “dead”, so- ACK!! *dodges baseball bat*
Many reptiles are able to lick their eyes. Some do so to help keep them clean and hydrated. I am now imagining Modest and her serpents performing an oculingual ballet as they clean each others eyes and eye-scales.
(Oh, who am I kidding. It would be a disorderly tangle as the various parties tried to push their way forward to be cleaned first, or try to hang back unnoticed and avoid taking part at all. >:=)
Well that dude’s got his priorities straight.
Jenny has big boobs, this is known. What is unknown, however, is if mermaids have nipples. A boob, no matter the size, is naught but sorrow without nipples.
Huge boobs tend to make most things better.
Well I don’t know but I’ve been telled
A mermaid’s boobies are often shelled
That Will guy. What a misogynistic asshole. I’m sure he’s a warrior for the cis, white, patriarchy.
Not sure if sarcastic or trolling.
Or possible jokingly self-deprecating?
What type of lizard is that?
It looks like a gecko of some kind
Leopard gecko, I believe.
We still haven’t figured out of Jenny is a “good guy” yet, have we?
“Pattycake, pattycake, what’s the plan? Hit the mermaid as hard as he can!”
Is that supposed to be Jake’s brother? Jake’s surrogate daughter was kidnapped by that buxom wench. If he’s being serious then that’s kinda gross.
On the other hand, if he’s trying to lighten the mood, then congrats. I’d have probably said the same thing.
I’ll ship it.