– This is the same science team that appeared in Charles’ fish scientist dream in teh bonus comics from the Season 1 book, by the way.
– We’re moving in to a new month and I’ve decided to set a goal. Ā I’d very much like to get my Patreon campaign to the $800/month mark. $800 is what I need to pay my most basic living expenses (Food, rent, studio rent, medication). $800/month also unlocks my next Patreon Milestone Goal, which is a regular “Ask Medusa” feature, where you guys can submit questions and I’ll draw Medusa answering them. I think it’ll be fun! Anyway, my Patreon is at about $520 now, so we only have about $280 to go. Obviously that’s not a small amount, but it would make a HUGE difference to me on a monthly basis. Patreon is not a pay site or a pay wall. Patrons never get access to any exclusive content {atreon is a way for artists to make a living working on long term projects that are mostly offered to the public for free. Your patronage and support allows me to keep making comics.Patronage though Patreon isn’t for everyone. I know some of you can’t afford it and a lot of you who like to support this comic do it in different ways (which I really appreciate). But if you do enjoy the comic and would like to help out, even a small amount ($1-5) each month really adds up!
So July is officially Modest Medusa Patreon month! Our goal is to get to $800 by the end of the month, or really just as close as we can! You can check out my Patreon page here.
When will people ever learn. Chocodiles hatch from eggs and if you don’t eat them when they are young they grow big enough to attack Urano.
Chocolate covered Twinkies indeed.
Man now i want to breed some chocodiles so i can have a team of them
BLASPHEMY!
Hey there, Medusa,
You’ve been away for quite a while
And in that time you were away
They quit making the Chocodiles
Poor little kid.
Those left the mean store lady hid
Oh, yes, she did.
Don’t cry, Medusa,
Though Marah is dead and buried.
You come back and learn that
All this time Charles has been married.
It’s quite a tale.
Even if he does wind up in jail,
She’ll pay his bail.
Oh, it’s sheep drawn on sushi
Oh, it’s sheep drawn on sushi
Oh, it’s sheep drawn on sushi
Oh, it’s sheep drawn on sushi
Sheep drawn on sushi
Hey there, Medusa,
Now this song is somewhat random
But thanks to you we now know
Of that place from whence bears can come
Buried down there;
Dead people keep on growing hair
And become bears.
Hey there, Medusa,
No matter how much you explain
People refuse to believe what you say
Like a ghost has sucked their brain
They’re rather dumb
Though most are stupider than some.
What more can come?
You warned us all that bees are big
[hold up hands ’bout size of a pig]
But they just looked at you like you’re a fool
And one thing you should never do
Is ask about the kangaroo
That is really the one important rule.
Medusa, they don’t really see
The true inferiority
Of chocolate covered Twinkies – oh how lame
It’s such a shame.
Hey there, Medusa,
Now the time is getting late
So much more I’d like to say of
Mermaids – unicorns – pirates
But rhymes are hard.
I’m not that much of a bard
But here’s my card-
Oh, it’s sheep drawn on sushi
Oh, it’s sheep drawn on sushi
Oh, it’s sheep drawn on sushi
Oh, it’s sheep drawn on sushi
Sheep drawn on sushi
That’s pretty amazing. I can’t place a tune to that though.
I think the tune is supposed to be “hey there Delilah”
Pretty sure it’s “Hey there Delilah”
“Hey there Delilah” by Plain White T’s.
Maybe “Hey There Delilah”?
Hey There Delilah
I read it like a Dr. Seuss rhyme.
I sang it like “hey there Dahlilah”
Someone give that person a Chocodile!
This is awesome! I am doing a lot of laughing.
OH! and the song is most likely ‘Hey there delilah’ by Plain White T’s
and to save you the google; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8rjowBN7Zk š
Thanks for the link. I’d never heard that song before.
I’d be surprised if you did since its a mainstream hit from a few years ago. You guess is you pretty much stay away from top 40 music. That, and slaving trying to get your comics out.
Actually, it’s ‘Hey there, Cthulhu.’
IT’S BEAUTIFUL!!!! =)
:’) awesome sauces fall from the heavens when this song is played
I like Modest’s idea better.
That poor kid is about to become a stone statue sitting on that curb for all eternity… š
Its obviously eggs! Laid by the Easter Bunny in the off season!
That’s hilarious. Reminds me of Jurrasic Park and every parody of it. I hope they make some chocodiles.
That’s stupid and you are weird. We will be best friends now.
(The tune is supposed to be Hey There Delilah methinks.)
Also, I always thought that Chocodiles were ice cream. Woops. Now the Twinkies recommendation makes sense.
Check… and mate, gents.
Told ya they were just glorified chocolate-covered twinkies. Kekekekek. š
Ok, is this coincidence or keen social awareness?
http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2014/07/01/north-korea-has-reportedly-banned-choco-pies/?tid=hp_mm
A delicious coincidence.
Actually, I think Modest has correctly guessed the production technique that was used for the vast majority of Chocodiles, with production by other methods being unprofitable (this being the reason why nobody purchased the brand). However, it is important to make clear that unless Samuel L. Jackson is actually present as depicted, the hatching process simply will not take place (not to mention that he, Chuck Norris and the late Bruce Lee were the only ones with the solution to the “which came first – the Chocodile or the egg” conundrum). And, since I doubt that Prince Dragul was unaware of this, or prepared to leave loose ends in his revenge plans…
Samuel L. Jackson (chained to a wall in Dragul’s dungeon): I HAVE HAD IT DEALING WITH THE CONSEQUENCES OF THAT MOTHER-FLEEING SNAKE-GIRL ON THIS MOTHER-HOUSING PLANE OF EXISTENCE!!
>:=)>
Now she just needs to get some twinki-oh wait, banned from that store.