Batman is so great he’s even failed before [in alternate universes and virtual reality and to prevent millions of deaths that could have been avoided by straight up murdering super villains.] in fact once after the Jokers death he fell into such a depression Alfred became the New Joker.
Maybe Modest is getting Jake in over his head. But maybe she’s just really good at thinking on her feet. After all if you can trick your enemies into eating your food you can slip a sleeping potion into their food. Of course then Jake will end up carrying an sleeping medusa. But if Jake does make dinner I hope he does it like Charles did when making Squid.
Hmm… Well, it’s either send the kiddies down a chute with Crazy Lady and the Chainsaw Unicorn, wait for rescue from a robo-armed dragon-spine-spear-wielding Marah and the soon-to-be late pirates, or cook a gourmet meal of God knows what for the Gerbil Guard and hope Modest doesn’t commit him to a flaming dessert. That cell and those manacles gotta be lookin’ pretty good by now…
There’s an alternate version of this comic where the guard asks jake if he’s that guy that was locked up in the dungeon and Jake turns to him and says No. Then begins staring at the guy. and it’s twelve panels of that slowly zooming on Jake’s eyes before the guard tells him to go away because he’s creeping the guard out.
Now that I think about it, Batman probably can’t cook to save his life. Either Bruce eats out, or has Alfred cook for him. When would Bruce ever find the time to learn to cook?
Damn. That Batman can do anything!… Except fail!
Batman is so great he’s even failed before [in alternate universes and virtual reality and to prevent millions of deaths that could have been avoided by straight up murdering super villains.] in fact once after the Jokers death he fell into such a depression Alfred became the New Joker.
Maybe Modest is getting Jake in over his head. But maybe she’s just really good at thinking on her feet. After all if you can trick your enemies into eating your food you can slip a sleeping potion into their food. Of course then Jake will end up carrying an sleeping medusa. But if Jake does make dinner I hope he does it like Charles did when making Squid.
Thinking on her tail I mean.
i was just going to say she doesn’t have feet per say
I don’t know which is more ridiculous, Modest Medusa or the fact that they are believing her
Hey now! That’s stealing Alfred’s thunder.
This made me laugh out loud.
Man, medusa must have the highest bluff skill if she get’s them to do all that.
Course, she should probably plan things a little better.
Hmm… Well, it’s either send the kiddies down a chute with Crazy Lady and the Chainsaw Unicorn, wait for rescue from a robo-armed dragon-spine-spear-wielding Marah and the soon-to-be late pirates, or cook a gourmet meal of God knows what for the Gerbil Guard and hope Modest doesn’t commit him to a flaming dessert. That cell and those manacles gotta be lookin’ pretty good by now…
I wonder if he really is gonna cook LOL Fridays will be interesting… Maybe he could slip a poison in just like what Jerus said?
Oh and thank you for promoting my comic! 😀
I said Sleeping Potion since you know one of the medusas is going to eat some regardless of what Jake tells them
Oops I read that wrong lol I meant potion ^^;
Cutest. Incompetence. Ever.
Batman is about to be the worlds most pissed off dudein about 30 seconds
Batman is always the world’s most pissed-off dude in the world, that’s his superpower.
Kinda distracted, dropping that medusa he was holding onto.
whelp, I seen the adverts about, & finally caved in, and you know what? I’m glad I did, love the comic, +9001
hey, thanks for giving it a chance.
There’s an alternate version of this comic where the guard asks jake if he’s that guy that was locked up in the dungeon and Jake turns to him and says No. Then begins staring at the guy. and it’s twelve panels of that slowly zooming on Jake’s eyes before the guard tells him to go away because he’s creeping the guard out.
then theres the alternate of that where it zooms in on his moustache beard instead.
It’s funny, I always saw Batman as more the gardening type.
http://www.shortpacked.com/2005/comic/book-1-brings-back-the-80s/02-one-upmanship/a-25/
that… was random.
But it was pretty funny! 🙂
(Conks Medusa on head) You’re not helping!
Now that I think about it, Batman probably can’t cook to save his life. Either Bruce eats out, or has Alfred cook for him. When would Bruce ever find the time to learn to cook?