I saw a movie once where one of the main characters justified his antitheism on the idea that feet were too ugly and awkward to be the product of purposeful, benevolent design: God either did not exist, or clearly hated His creations to visit such a blight upon them.
Human hands and feet kinda evolved in parallel. Developing feet that let our ancestors walk upright full time freed up their forelimbs to specialize in grasping and manipulation. Impressive as human hands may be, feet are just as amazing.
If you hate feet so much then why take it out on the innocent left arm of the guy that kinda looks like a middle aged women whose name I can’t seem to remember? Jesus. He probably needs that arm. Dude.
Maybe in the future we’ll all replace feet with robotic rocket thrusters. I mean, come on, that’s way hotter! OH GOD THEY SET THE CARPET ON FIRE, AAA, AAA, THE HOUSE IS BURNING, excuse me i’m going to go overflow my toilet to put out the fire now
eew this comic took a dark turn
It’ll turn back the other way soon, I promise.
This shit just got serious
Love the comic
The shit just hit the fan. And you know what we do when the shit hits the fan? -puts on shades like a boss- we get an umbrella! YEAAAAAAH!
I saw a movie once where one of the main characters justified his antitheism on the idea that feet were too ugly and awkward to be the product of purposeful, benevolent design: God either did not exist, or clearly hated His creations to visit such a blight upon them.
I can get behind that.
Ookay. Gore, blood, and all that good stuff. Also, anti-foot-fetish? WTH?
I just really don’t like feet.
Not really into feet myself, but they’re not quite as bad if you put some cute socks on them.
Second panel – Ye gods! That’s going haunt me for awhile.
Fourth panel – As a both a fan and a foot fetishist, I give you these words: “To each his own.” Good day sir. 😛
Good day!
Feet are beautiful. A little work here and some there and a shower there, and it’s golden!
Ew. Did you really just use the words ‘shower’ and ‘golden’ in the same post? ‘Coz that’s the only thing grosser than feet…
(Thank you Jake for being the one other person I’ve known who can validate the existence of the anti-foot-fetish!)
No problem.
i find it odd that a bunch of people who like feet are following a comic about a girl that doesn’t have any. also, i completely agree with you
Thanks. I read somewhere that foot fetishism is like the #1 fetish. I find that hard to believe (I mean… eww!), but whatever.
Possibly if one is extremely selective about what one terms a “fetish”.
Feet are weird. They’re mutated hands.
or are hands just devolved feet?
Dun dun dun!
Human hands and feet kinda evolved in parallel. Developing feet that let our ancestors walk upright full time freed up their forelimbs to specialize in grasping and manipulation. Impressive as human hands may be, feet are just as amazing.
If you hate feet so much then why take it out on the innocent left arm of the guy that kinda looks like a middle aged women whose name I can’t seem to remember? Jesus. He probably needs that arm. Dude.
Maybe in the future we’ll all replace feet with robotic rocket thrusters. I mean, come on, that’s way hotter! OH GOD THEY SET THE CARPET ON FIRE, AAA, AAA, THE HOUSE IS BURNING, excuse me i’m going to go overflow my toilet to put out the fire now
awwww its a unicorn of death a psychopomp of fear and gore! …….RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, that escalated quickly. I mean…
(•_•). ( •_•)>⌐□-□. (⌐□_□)
That got out of hand fast.
lets out a high-pitched whine