True story: Before I moved into the house I had been living with my sister for a few months after giving up my last apartment. I was keeping all my stuff in a storage rental. When I finally cleared out teh storage and brought it all to my new place there were a few mystery boxes, stuff that had been traveling with me from apartment to apartment for years, with stuff written on the side like “Kitchen” and “Games”. One of them had “XXX” written on the side, so I just assumed it was whatever physical porn I still had left. The box went into my closet with all the rest, unopened. Years later when my bathroom toilet flooded and destroyed most of my room (which inspired the events of this comic) I finally got around to opening the box. It was full of X-Files VHS tapes.
Oh, it turns something on all right…
Bow-chicka-bow-bow.
AH HAHAHAHAHA!
In Modest Medusa, X-box turn on you!
^EPIC COMMENT
^Oh god where’s the thumb up button when you need it
Step 1: Remove Tape , Step 2: Open the Box , Step 3: Nosebleeds All Around
Good times, good times.
Seriously, Jake, why do you have porn in a box? You obviously have internet.
True story: Before I moved into the house I had been living with my sister for a few months after giving up my last apartment. I was keeping all my stuff in a storage rental. When I finally cleared out teh storage and brought it all to my new place there were a few mystery boxes, stuff that had been traveling with me from apartment to apartment for years, with stuff written on the side like “Kitchen” and “Games”. One of them had “XXX” written on the side, so I just assumed it was whatever physical porn I still had left. The box went into my closet with all the rest, unopened. Years later when my bathroom toilet flooded and destroyed most of my room (which inspired the events of this comic) I finally got around to opening the box. It was full of X-Files VHS tapes.
Ooooh! Now that’s a reveal worthy of M. Night Shyamalan!