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Did the dark haired girl just ‘call shotgun’?
Yes, yes she did.
I HAVE to respect you because I used that very same line less than a week ago.
Here’s hoping this doesn’t play out like the dinner scene in the movie Hook.
This will end badly! With imaginary blood and gore everywhere!!
And suspensions all around… even for Modest! Despite not being an actual student…
Not suspensions, expulsions.
Remember kids don’t play with imaginary guns. Someone could get seriously imaginary injured.
“Imaginary guns don’t kill people. Imaginary people kill people.”
Amanda Snake Hair kills people?
Uh-oh! She’s just invoked the nefarious forces of Zero Tolerance!
Yeaaaaah… Jake needs to talk to her about how guns and schools don’t mix…
Now lets hope school administration doesn’t grossly overreact at the thought of imaginary guns like they probably will.
This is an Oregon school, so yeah, they’ll likely flip shit. It being a private school might give them some grace, though.
Children playing with imaginary guns at school only make more work for the school therapist. Jake can expect a sternly worded letter at the end of the day, and possiblt Modest being suspended.
The school DOES have a zero-tolerance policy on imagination after all.
But she isn’t even enrolled yet.
Actually they don’t bother having a school therapist anymore, they let the one at the precinent do that job now. While marking the kids records as terrorist.
Uh-oh. Pretend guns in a public school? That was a suspendable offense 20 years ago and I doubt things have improved.
Recently a kid was suspended for having the One Ring… … …that’s like 10 billion times more dangerous than an imaginary gun.
The kids on the far left isnt experienced with cocking imaginary guns
He brought the imaginary camera, someone has to immortalize the great school breakout..
I was thinking the same thing until I realized it is a camera and I was so proud in that moment of that kid!
And THIS is exactly why Jake said “Don’t move and don’t talk to anyone!” Oh Modest…
Heh, not enrolled yet and headed for permanent detention!!
THAT FOOL! She has invoked the power of 4kids!
Get ready for forced catch phrases and the complete removal of any blood or death. Also Marah isn’t dead anymore she just went to the shadow realm.
I can practically hear the forces of political correctness poised to ruin their fun.
This one made me laugh out loud so much!!
Needs more imaginary Rocket Launchers.
I can see this going wrong in so many ways…
Fun Fact: “Gat” as slang for a gun originally applied only to the revolver, because the rotating chambers had a superficial resemblance to the Gatling Gun, a forerunner of the machine gun.
I did not know that.
Wait a second… SHE HAS FINGERS? I thought she only had a thing and… Pad? thing. I guess there were probably prior instances where we saw her with fingers, but I can’t recall any. So… MIND BLOWN.
She does. He has a thumb, a forfinger at least. Sometime sit also looks like she has mittens or flippers.
I love how they’re all cocking their imaginary guns for the SWAT style takedown that’s about to happen.
The SHA-SHIK kid (bottom panel)seems to be holding an imaginary camera rather than a gun.
My imaginary gun makes an ominous hum.
Medusa’s imaginary gun,
She needed it when she had none,
But an “i” would be better,
Than a “u” as letter,
For cash-register sound would be done.
(Sorry. When you make these things up on the fly they’re bound to be off a little.)
Imaginary gin? Time for more drunk Medusa, I guess.
Vice principal: Principal! Some kids have just broken out of here, armed with imaginary firearms!
Principal: All right, stay calm everyone, and break out the imaginary body armour. Not that one, you fool – that’s just an imaginary stab-proof vest from kindergarten – it won’t stop a bullet! And bring the Pokémon card destructor with us, just in case.
Jake: Er… that’s just a lunchbox with “POKÉMON DESTRUCTOR” written on the side in marker pen, and one of those zapper sound effect keyrings taped to the top!
Principal: It never fails! It has an effective range of 5 miles, and it is so effective that we’ve never had to use it! Now, everyone kitted up? Then – to the imaginary Humvee!