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“The Kingdom strikes back” part 9
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  1. 52pickup
    52pickup
    April 11, 2012 at 1:00 pm | # | Reply

    Winner and still champion: Chainsaw Unicorn!!

    • DarkMyste
      DarkMyste
      April 11, 2012 at 9:34 pm | # | Reply

      dont count him out yet the cu been mortally wounded remember its been shot in the throat so all he needs to do is let the bleeding do its jpb and we have dead cu

    • Dusty White
      Dusty White
      April 12, 2012 at 4:09 am | # | Reply

      Point. Game. Set.

      MATCH!

      Chainsaw Unicorn!!

  2. Glucifer
    Glucifer
    April 11, 2012 at 1:11 pm | # | Reply

    Come on Mike, Jake took on one with only a knife, you have a bad-ass axe! Still that smarts!

    • bman
      bman
      April 12, 2012 at 7:34 pm | # | Reply

      But to finish it off, if they did, they also needed a 2000 pound vehicle.

    • ronik
      ronik
      April 13, 2012 at 11:42 pm | # | Reply

      be aware his battle axe is a two handed, meaning its heavy and it was slammed into the ground

  3. Rick
    Rick
    April 11, 2012 at 1:36 pm | # | Reply

    Hes a vampire, he can take a hit 🙂

    • Golnor
      Golnor
      April 12, 2012 at 5:05 pm | # | Reply

      he’s a vampire.

      wouldn’t he turn to dust in sunlight?

      • Mr_Monocle
        Mr_Monocle
        April 14, 2012 at 2:59 pm | # | Reply

        Yes, hence the heavy armour. (armor?)

      • Wizard
        Wizard
        January 16, 2023 at 10:29 am | # | Reply

        It depends. There are lots of different kinds of vampires, with different rules, and vulnerability to sunlight is a relatively recent addition. For example, in Stoker’s original novel, Dracula walked around in daylight all the time.

  4. BrainV
    BrainV
    April 11, 2012 at 1:42 pm | # | Reply

    He’s just getting starts, just wait, There still could be some CU stake for dinner!

  5. Emergency_fan_51
    Emergency_fan_51
    April 11, 2012 at 2:26 pm | # | Reply

    Swing that axe! Hit that horn! That’s how you beat this unicorn!
    (Lol I’m too tired to be allowed to make rhymes right now)

    But geez Urano, you can do better than that >:l

  6. vandalfan
    vandalfan
    April 11, 2012 at 2:29 pm | # | Reply

    Urano! Oh, no! Go!

  7. gnrrrg
    gnrrrg
    April 11, 2012 at 3:01 pm | # | Reply

    If it’s any consolation, I bet the unicorn’s neck is really sore the next morning after doing that.

  8. Will
    Will
    April 11, 2012 at 3:18 pm | # | Reply

    bahhh, stooopid pony

  9. lou
    lou
    April 11, 2012 at 3:36 pm | # | Reply

    Dang. Pwnd.

    P.S. manga clubs day after tomorrow. Please dont forget.

    • Jake
      Jake
      April 11, 2012 at 10:16 pm | # | Reply

      I’ll be there. Don’t worry!

  10. FerreTrip
    FerreTrip
    April 11, 2012 at 3:43 pm | # | Reply

    That chainsaw has one hell of a boost to attack rolls…That, or Urano’s AC is worse than we thought. Either way, looks like someone’s at least bloodied…

  11. Megaduce Flare
    Megaduce Flare
    April 11, 2012 at 10:33 pm | # | Reply

    Never a Suburban around when you need one.

    Maybe Urano is like Rocky, he has to get messed up a little to get mad enough to get up to full power.

    Or something.

  12. Lewis H.
    Lewis H.
    April 12, 2012 at 12:01 am | # | Reply

    and this is why I always bring RPGs to my RPGs.

    • bman
      bman
      April 12, 2012 at 7:37 pm | # | Reply

      Jayne Cobb: Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don’t you think?

  13. Andrew
    Andrew
    April 12, 2012 at 1:13 am | # | Reply

    Glasses wearing non-sparkling vampire versus chainsaw unicorn of death. Place your bets

    • 52pickup
      52pickup
      April 12, 2012 at 4:59 am | # | Reply

      I’ll put fifty on the vampire.

      • vandalfan
        vandalfan
        April 12, 2012 at 5:28 pm | # | Reply

        Fifty chocodiles?

  14. Icalasari
    Icalasari
    April 12, 2012 at 4:28 am | # | Reply

    The chain isn’t going the right way to be very efficient for the CU

    It appears that it loops to the forehead instead of to the back of the head. That would cause it to carry the blood and flesh into the CU’s face

    Evolution was not kind to the CU

  15. Lili Neko
    Lili Neko
    April 12, 2012 at 8:02 am | # | Reply

    **In World Wrestling Entertainment Announcer Mode**

    Right when you thought it was over with Urano double-crossing his partner Chainsaw Uni in the ring, Chainsaw Uni with his last strength used his special finishing move Chainsaw Slash!

    IT seems like Chainsaw Uni will still be walking out the ring alive!

    ~~~

    Hahah duuude epic update on this one! So perfect to continue my WWE drama XD

    • Jake
      Jake
      April 12, 2012 at 8:10 am | # | Reply

      When you say “Chainsaw Uni” what I hear is “Chainsaw Unitard”.

  16. GDan
    GDan
    April 13, 2012 at 10:38 pm | # | Reply

    Chainsaw vs heavy plate armor…. and the saw cuts through clean as a hot knife through butter….

    What no sparks or anything? the saw is only sharp becaue of the little blades moving. metal should be a little stronger.

    • Jake
      Jake
      April 14, 2012 at 2:33 am | # | Reply

      It’s a Unicorn. Shit is magical.

      • Lewis H.
        Lewis H.
        April 17, 2012 at 9:05 pm | # | Reply

        Probably a Vorpal Chainsaw Unicorn.

  17. Cornhole
    Cornhole
    April 15, 2012 at 7:12 am | # | Reply

    I think the Unicorn might win ” It took a bullet to the neck and healed” thats pretty much GG

  18. Damnnotgivin
    Damnnotgivin
    April 16, 2012 at 2:56 pm | # | Reply

    Unicorn: Hit with van, Knifed by Jake, shot and stabbed by the weasle pirates. Urano: Got Cut.

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